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G Media
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scottish man all die at Christmas time. they go upto heaven, and are stopped at the pearly gates.
St Peter asks "It's Christmas guys, its an exclusive VIP party for the bosses son in here at the minute. I can only let you in if you show that you have the spirit of Christmas in you."
The Englishman reached in his pocket, and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it. "It represents the Christmas candle," he said.
"Okay then, in you go" said St. Peter.
The second reached into his pocket, pulling out a jangling set of keys. "They Christmas bells", he said, and in he walked to heaven.
The Irishman stepped forward, and pulled a tiny black lacy g-string out of his pocket. As he held it up high, St. Peter gasped in disgust, "How dare you!!!" he bellowed.
"Watcha on about fella, they're Carol's!" 
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
 Too true....
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Englishman Irishman and Scotsman are sent to prison for 15years due to the godwill of the man upstairs they were all allowed a 15year supply of whatever they wanted, the Englishman asked for 15years worth of women, this was granted, the Scotsman needed 15years worth of Whisky(bourbon), this to was granted, the Irishman asked for 15years worth of Cigarettes again this was granted.
It comes to the end of there 'time inside', the jailer goes to each cell, firstly the Englishmans, the cage is opened and he stumbles out and mutters "they tried and succeded" then dies due to sexual exhaustion... the Scotsmans next he to stumbles out and mutters "i c u jimmy" then passes out and dies of alcohol poisoning, next is the Irishman he to stumbles out and mutters to the turnkey "Anychance of a light mate"........
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tazzmania89
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lmao especially the last two hehe
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| Re: Englishman Irishman and Scotsman |
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 | | Englishman Irishman and Scotsman are sent to prison for 15years due to the godwill of the man upstairs they were all allowed a 15year supply of whatever they wanted, the Englishman asked for 15years worth of women, this was granted, the Scotsman needed 15years worth of Whisky(bourbon), this to was granted, the Irishman asked for 15years worth of Cigarettes again this was granted.
It comes to the end of there 'time inside', the jailer goes to each cell, firstly the Englishmans, the cage is opened and he stumbles out and mutters "they tried and succeded" then dies due to sexual exhaustion... the Scotsmans next he to stumbles out and mutters "i c u jimmy" then passes out and dies of alcohol poisoning, next is the Irishman he to stumbles out and mutters to the turnkey "Anychance of a light mate"........ |
lol
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